Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 Why does Santa have three gardens? 2 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 3 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 4 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 5 What type of cars do elves drive? 6 What kind of music do elves listen to? 7 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 8 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 9 What do you call an old snowman? 10 What’s the best Christmas present? 11 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 12 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 13 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 14 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 15 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? The turkey – it’s stuffed. He had no-body to go with. Rude-alph! A pineapple. Wrap. Claustrophobia! So he can ho, ho, ho. Water. Santa gives them the sack. Silent Night. A stock-king. The elf-abet. Toy-otas. It's Christmas, Eve! A broken drum - you can't beat it.