Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 2 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 3 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 4 What type of cars do elves drive? 5 What kind of music do elves listen to? 6 What do you call an old snowman? 7 What’s the best Christmas present? 8 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 9 Why does Santa have three gardens? 10 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 11 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 12 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 13 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 14 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 15 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? He had no-body to go with. The turkey – it’s stuffed. A stock-king. Wrap. Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. A broken drum - you can't beat it. So he can ho, ho, ho. Water. Rude-alph! Claustrophobia! The elf-abet. A pineapple. Toy-otas. It's Christmas, Eve!