Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 2 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 3 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 4 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 5 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 6 What’s the best Christmas present? 7 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 8 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 9 What type of cars do elves drive? 10 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 11 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 12 Why does Santa have three gardens? 13 What do you call an old snowman? 14 What kind of music do elves listen to? 15 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? The turkey – it’s stuffed. Wrap. He had no-body to go with. A stock-king. The elf-abet. Claustrophobia! Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. So he can ho, ho, ho. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Toy-otas. Water. A pineapple. It's Christmas, Eve! Rude-alph!