Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What kind of music do elves listen to? 2 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 3 What type of cars do elves drive? 4 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 Why does Santa have three gardens? 7 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 8 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 9 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 10 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 11 What’s the best Christmas present? 12 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 13 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 14 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 15 What do you call an old snowman? Wrap. A stock-king. A pineapple. Claustrophobia! Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. The elf-abet. The turkey – it’s stuffed. It's Christmas, Eve! Toy-otas. He had no-body to go with. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Rude-alph! Water. So he can ho, ho, ho.