Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 2 What kind of music do elves listen to? 3 What type of cars do elves drive? 4 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 5 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 6 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 7 What do you call an old snowman? 8 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 9 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 10 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 11 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 12 Why does Santa have three gardens? 13 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 14 What’s the best Christmas present? 15 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? Santa gives them the sack. Claustrophobia! Wrap. Rude-alph! So he can ho, ho, ho. He had no-body to go with. A pineapple. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Silent Night. The elf-abet. A stock-king. Water. It's Christmas, Eve! Toy-otas. The turkey – it’s stuffed.