Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 2 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 3 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 4 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 5 What do you call an old snowman? 6 What kind of music do elves listen to? 7 Why does Santa have three gardens? 8 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 9 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 10 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 11 What’s the best Christmas present? 12 What type of cars do elves drive? 13 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 14 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 15 What never eats at Christmas dinner? Rude-alph! So he can ho, ho, ho. Water. Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. A stock-king. He had no-body to go with. Toy-otas. Wrap. The turkey – it’s stuffed. It's Christmas, Eve! The elf-abet. A pineapple. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Claustrophobia!