Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 2 What kind of music do elves listen to? 3 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 4 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 5 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 6 What do you call an old snowman? 7 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 8 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 9 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 10 Why does Santa have three gardens? 11 What’s the best Christmas present? 12 What type of cars do elves drive? 13 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 14 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 15 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? A pineapple. It's Christmas, Eve! So he can ho, ho, ho. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Silent Night. Water. Wrap. He had no-body to go with. Rude-alph! Toy-otas. A stock-king. The elf-abet. Santa gives them the sack. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Claustrophobia!