Compléter BEL16 Further ReadingVersion en ligne .............. par Tea Cher 1 pizza HELPFUL button delivered ASDA 10 Welsh customer man tomato down COMPUTER toppings British anger Midway representative hungry box How do I shut this computer A calls a service to " JUST SHUT THIS [ ] DOWN RIGHT NOW ! " After listening to a minutes - long tirade , a customer service suggests holding the power down " for seconds . " This seems to work . The computer is now shut down . Unfortunately for the rep , the man ? s isn ? t stop . He projects his anger onto the customer service representative , the man yells , " YOU'RE NOT , " and hangs up . The pizza with no A man , taking a stand against the injustice of purchasing a without toppings ( not even sauce ! ) , calls food chain to demand that a replacement pizza be lest he go . through his crusade , he discovers that he opened the upside down . Oops .