Escape
-
Rupert
Holmes
I
was
tired
of
my
lady
,
we'd
been
too
long
Like
a
worn
-
out
recording
,
of
a
favorite
So
while
she
lay
there
,
I
read
the
paper
in
bed
And
in
the
personals
column
,
there
was
this
I
read
"
If
you
like
Pina
,
and
getting
in
the
rain
If
you're
not
into
yoga
,
if
you
have
half
a
brain
If
you
like
making
love
at
,
in
the
dunes
of
the
cape
I'm
the
love
that
you've
looked
for
,
write
to
me
,
and
escape
"
I
didn't
about
my
lady
,
I
know
that
sounds
kind
of
mean
But
me
and
my
old
lady
,
had
fallen
into
the
same
old
dull
routine
So
I
to
the
paper
,
took
out
a
personal
ad
And
I'm
nobody's
poet
,
I
it
wasn't
half
bad
"
Yes
,
I
like
Pina
Coladas
,
and
getting
caught
in
the
rain
I'm
not
much
into
health
food
,
I
am
into
champagne
I've
got
to
meet
you
by
noon
,
and
cut
all
this
red
tape
At
a
bar
called
O'Malley's
,
where
we'll
plan
our
escape
"
So
I
waited
with
high
hopes
,
then
she
in
the
place
I
knew
her
smile
in
an
,
I
knew
the
curve
of
her
face
It
was
my
own
lovely
lady
,
and
she
said
,
"
Oh
,
it's
you
"
And
we
for
a
moment
,
and
I
said
,
"
I
never
knew
"
"
That
you
liked
Pina
Coladas
,
and
getting
caught
in
the
rain
And
the
feel
of
the
,
and
the
taste
of
champagne
If
you
like
making
love
at
midnight
,
in
the
dunes
of
the
cape
You're
the
love
that
I've
looked
for
,
come
with
me
,
and
escape
"
"
If
you
like
Pina
,
and
getting
caught
in
the
rain
If
you're
not
into
,
if
you
have
half
a
brain
If
you
like
making
love
at
midnight
,
in
the
dunes
of
the
cape
I'm
the
love
that
you've
looked
for
,
come
with
me
,
and
escape
"
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