A Shot Across the Bows

Tonight, the first photograph of the aliens goes viral. Biological contamination is a major risk factor at the Montana site. So say environmental pressure groups. 800,000 march on Washington to protest the government's handling of the crisis. All this, and more special coverage. First contact with whoever it is that is inside that thing, and who's running the show? The government. That's right, folks, the same government who ruined our healthcare and bankrupted our military. Look at these people! Most of them don't even have guns! We could be facing a full-scale invasion. Our president's willing to sit back and let them waltz in and take our country. We are falling asleep at the wheel, people! You know what I'm talking about. I know you do. What if the smartest thing we could do right now would be to give them a show of force?