Medical Jokes

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Fill in the blanks with the correct words

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Ziyaad Rajabalee

Saudi Arabia

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Compléter Medical JokesVersion en ligne Fill in the blanks with the correct words par Ziyaad Rajabalee 1 pulled examination results gas MEDICAL JOKES #1 The medical term for this diagnosis A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do . He asked the doctor if he could be diagnosed for any problems . When the was complete , he said , " Now , Doc , I can take it . Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me . " " Well , in plain English , " the doctor replied , " you have developed signs of laziness . " " Okay , " said the man . " Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife . " #2 ENT A little old guy goes to the doctor and says , " Doctor I have this problem with , but it really doesn't bother me too much . They never smell and are always silent . As a matter of fact I've let off wind at least 10 times since I've been here in your office . You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent . " The doctor says , " I see . Take these pills and come back to see me next week . " The next week the guy returns . " Doctor , " he says , " I don't know what the heck you gave me . My wind is still silent , but now it stinks terribly . " " Good , " the doctor said . " Now that we've cleared up your sinuses , let's work on your hearing . " #3 Forget it ! An elderly man went to the doctor . He examines him and asks the man to return a few days later for the . The doctor turns to the patient and says , " I have some good news and some bad news for you . The bad news is that you have terminal cancer , polio and have tested HIV positive . But the good news is you also have Alzheimer's disease so in about 10 seconds you'll have completely forgotten about it . " " Ooh good " said the patient . " What was the bad news then ? " # 4 At the dentist Patient : How much to have this tooth ? Dentist : $100 . 00 . Patient : $100 . 00 for just a few minutes work ? Dentist : Well , I can extract it very slowly if you like .

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Medical JokesVersion en ligne

Fill in the blanks with the correct words

pulled examination results gas

MEDICAL JOKES

#1 The medical term for this diagnosis

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do . He asked the doctor if he could be diagnosed for any problems . When the was complete , he said , " Now , Doc , I can take it . Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me . "
" Well , in plain English , " the doctor replied , " you have developed signs of laziness . "
" Okay , " said the man . " Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife . "

#2 ENT

A little old guy goes to the doctor and says , " Doctor I have this problem with , but it really doesn't bother me too much . They never smell and are always silent . As a matter of fact I've let off wind at least 10 times since I've been here in your office . You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent . "
The doctor says , " I see . Take these pills and come back to see me next week . "
The next week the guy returns . " Doctor , " he says , " I don't know what the heck you gave me . My wind is still silent , but now it stinks terribly . "
" Good , " the doctor said . " Now that we've cleared up your sinuses , let's work on your hearing . "

#3 Forget it !

An elderly man went to the doctor . He examines him and asks the man to return a few days later for the .
The doctor turns to the patient and says , " I have some good news and some bad news for you . The bad news is that you have terminal cancer , polio and have tested HIV positive . But the good news is you also have Alzheimer's disease so in about 10 seconds you'll have completely forgotten about it . "
" Ooh good " said the patient . " What was the bad news then ? "

# 4 At the dentist

Patient : How much to have this tooth ?
Dentist : $100 . 00 .
Patient : $100 . 00 for just a few minutes work ?
Dentist : Well , I can extract it very slowly if you like .

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