Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What do you call an old snowman? 2 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 3 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 4 What’s the best Christmas present? 5 What type of cars do elves drive? 6 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 7 What kind of music do elves listen to? 8 Why does Santa have three gardens? 9 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 10 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 11 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 12 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 13 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 14 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 15 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? A broken drum - you can't beat it. Claustrophobia! It's Christmas, Eve! Toy-otas. The elf-abet. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Silent Night. A stock-king. Rude-alph! He had no-body to go with. Water. So he can ho, ho, ho. Wrap. A pineapple. Santa gives them the sack.