Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What type of cars do elves drive? 2 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 3 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 4 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 5 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 6 What kind of music do elves listen to? 7 Why does Santa have three gardens? 8 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 9 What’s the best Christmas present? 10 What do you call an old snowman? 11 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 12 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 13 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 14 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 15 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? It's Christmas, Eve! Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. Water. The elf-abet. He had no-body to go with. A broken drum - you can't beat it. A pineapple. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Rude-alph! So he can ho, ho, ho. A stock-king. Toy-otas. Claustrophobia! Wrap.