Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What type of cars do elves drive? 2 What’s the best Christmas present? 3 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 4 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 5 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 6 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 7 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 8 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 9 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 10 Why does Santa have three gardens? 11 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 12 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 13 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 14 What do you call an old snowman? 15 What kind of music do elves listen to? Santa gives them the sack. Toy-otas. So he can ho, ho, ho. It's Christmas, Eve! He had no-body to go with. A pineapple. Wrap. Silent Night. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Water. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Claustrophobia! A stock-king. The elf-abet. Rude-alph!