Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 2 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 3 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 4 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 5 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 6 What do you call an old snowman? 7 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 8 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 9 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 10 What’s the best Christmas present? 11 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 12 What type of cars do elves drive? 13 Why does Santa have three gardens? 14 What kind of music do elves listen to? 15 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? Silent Night. So he can ho, ho, ho. He had no-body to go with. A stock-king. Toy-otas. Santa gives them the sack. Wrap. Claustrophobia! It's Christmas, Eve! Water. The elf-abet. Rude-alph! A pineapple. The turkey – it’s stuffed. A broken drum - you can't beat it.