Relier Pairs Christmas jokesVersion en ligne Match the parts of cracker jokes par Ann Kill 1 What kind of music do elves listen to? 2 What’s the best Christmas present? 3 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 4 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 7 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 8 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 9 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 10 What type of cars do elves drive? 11 Why does Santa have three gardens? 12 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 13 What do you call an old snowman? 14 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 15 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Rude-alph! A pineapple. So he can ho, ho, ho. Claustrophobia! It's Christmas, Eve! The elf-abet. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Toy-otas. Wrap. Santa gives them the sack. Water. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Silent Night. A stock-king. He had no-body to go with.