Jim was stung by six bees after clearing out a storage room at the insecticide factory.
A farmer plants peppers on his farm and gets heartburn after eating at Taco Bell the next day.
A computer pop-up ad says, "Remove all ads!"
A man named "Art" is an artist.
A pool filter explodes at the home of the inventor of non-explosive pool devices.
A famous gardener buys an expensive shrub to plant in his garden the same day the highway department digs up his yard to widen the road.
A chili farmer never cooks or eats spicy food.
At Walmart, Jim found a nest of bees inside a carton of insecticide cans.
The Washington Redskins played the Plymouth Pilgrims on Thanksgiving Day.
My sister was nicknamed Melody after refusing to sing or whistle ever again.
An ad for computer sales pops up on your laptop the day after you finally bought your computer.
A social media critic uses Facebook to campaign against social media.
A social media diva insults her followers on Facebook.
A family's pool filter explodes on the hottest day of the year.
A snowstorm strikes Denver on the only day in history it has never snowed anywhere on the East Coast.
Dracula swallows a dead fly that was floating in his glass of blood-red fruit punch.
The first football team to sign a contract against inter-team violence was named Washington Warriors.
Your friend’s father, who is a famous gardener, has no healthy plants in his home's garden.
Dracula is killed by blood-sucking spiders at the Annual Insecticide Ball.
A snowstorm strikes Denver on the day the snow plows are in the mechanic’s garage being serviced.