If you are doing something stupid,
If you take your car to the carwash,
When you get completely wet in the bathroom,
If you don't save a document you have been working on,
If you drop a toast,
When you have done the washing-up and almost finished washing the sink,
If you wear a new expensive dress,
As soon as you find the product you really like,
If you meet the man of your dreams,
...it will land on the face with butter on it.
... the phone will ring or someone will knock on the door.
...it will rain the next day.
... your computer will freeze.
... someone will always be there to see you.
...they will stop making it.
...you'll spill something on it.
... you'll find an unwashed glass or plate somewhere.
...you'll meet his beautiful wife too.
