Jonah
tried
the
Military
Diet
for
one
month
to
see
what
the
hype
was
all
about
and
he
wanted
to
lose
some
weight
.
According
to
TheMilitaryDiet
.
com
you
can
lose
up
to
____________________
pounds
per
month
and
can
even
have
____________________
____________________
for
dinner
!
Seeing
as
the
average
male
needs
roughly
____________________
to
____________________
calories
per
day
,
1078
calories
seems
very
little
to
eat
in
one
day
.
After
eating
only
1078
callories
a
day
for
three
days
straight
,
Jonah
enjoyed
hotdogs
and
hamburgers
for
the
next
4
days
.
All
he
had
to
do
was
make
sure
he
didn't
eat
more
than
____________________
calories
a
day
.
TheMilitaryDiet
.
com
claims
that
you
can
lose
up
to
10
pounds
a
week
.
However
,
after
Jonah
weighed
himself
after
the
first
week
into
his
new
diet
,
he
only
lost
2
pounds
!
!
After
this
'failure'
of
a
first
week
,
Jonah
lost
a
bit
of
____________________
.
However
,
he
was
still
____________________
to
go
on
and
to
lose
weight
.
He
started
of
the
second
week
right
,
strictly
following
the
diet
and
also
____________________
.
Something
strange
happened
when
Jonah
was
eating
half
a
banana
for
____________________
.
He
heard
a
strange
noise
coming
from
his
stomach
.
He
realised
it
was
because
he
was
so
hungry
,
and
decided
he
was
sick
of
dieting
.
He
threw
away
what
was
left
of
the
banana
in
his
hand
and
walked
to
the
cabinet
to
grab
all
the
cookies
and
chocolate
he
could
find
,
and
started
binging
on
the
food
in
front
of
him
.
Side
note
:
Jonah
ended
up
____________________
weight
instead
of
____________________
weight
(
most
likely
because
he
didn't
follow
his
diet
)
.
