Dumb ways to die

Dumb Ways to Die
Set fire to your ____________________
Poke a stick at a grizzly ____________________
Eat medicine that ? s out of ____________________
Use your private parts as piranha ____________________
Dumb ways to die , so many dumb ways to die , dumb ways to di - i - i - ie , so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a ____________________
Do your own electrical ____________________
Teach yourself how to ____________________
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated ____________________
Dumb ways to die , so many dumb ways to die , dumb ways to di - i - i - ie , so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho - killer ____________________
Scratch a drug dealer ? s brand new ____________________
Take your helmet off in outer ____________________
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding ____________________
Dumb ways to die , so many dumb ways to die , dumb ways to di - i - i - ie , so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a ____________________
Sell both your kidneys on the ____________________
Eat a tube of ____________________
? I wonder what ? s this red button do ?
Dumb ways to die , so many dumb ways to die , dumb ways to di - i - i - ie , so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting ____________________
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good ____________________
Stand on the edge of a train station ____________________
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they ? re quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di e