Chandler
:
Are
you
eating
the
cheesecake
without
me
?
Rachel
:
Mm
-
mmm
.
Chandler
.
I
will
give
you
a
hundred
dollars
to
whistle
right
now
.
How
can
you
eat
the
cheesecake
without
me
?
Rachel
:
Oh
,
what
are
you
going
to
do
?
Are
you
gonna
go
over
and
tell
Monica
?
!
Are
you
gonna
tell
Joey
?
!
No
!
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tell
them
what
we
did
!
We
are
____________________
stealers
!
We
are
living
____________________
____________________
____________________
!
Chandler
:
You
know
what
?
I
don't
trust
you
with
this
cake
anymore
!
And
I
got
it
firts
,
and
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____________________
____________________
!
Rachel
:
What
?
!
What
?
!
Chandler
:
Oh
yes
!
Rachel
:
No
-
no
-
no
-
no
-
no
,
no
you
don't
!
Chandler
:
Oh
yes
!
Oh
yes
!
Rachel
:
You
think
I
trust
you
with
it
?
!
No
!
We're
gonna
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____________________
!
You
take
half
and
I
take
half
!
Chandler
:
Well
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____________________
,
you've
already
had
some
!
Rachel
:
What
?
Oh
,
well
then
you
know
what
?
I
think
Monica
would
be
very
interested
to
know
that
you
called
her
cheesecake
dry
and
____________________
.
Chandler
:
What
do
we
use
to
split
it
?
Rachel
:
Okay
!
All
right
,
____________________
a
half
.
Chandler
:
Okay
well
,
this
side
looks
bigger
.
Thre's
more
crust
on
this
side
.
So
,
maybe
if
I
measured
.
.
.
Rachel
:
Oh
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____________________
just
pick
a
piece
!
Chandler
:
All
right
,
I'll
pick
that
one
.
Rachel
:
Also
the
smaller
piece
.
Okay
,
there
you
go
.
Enjoy
you
half
my
firend
,
but
that
is
it
.
No
____________________
.
No
____________________
,
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
if
you
eat
your
piece
too
fast
.
Oh
!
!
!
Chandler
:
Ohhh
!
Rachel
:
Alright
,
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
.
Chandler
:
Oh
-
ho
-
ho
-
ho
-
no
!
No
!
Rachel
:
No
switching
!
No
sharing
!
And
don't
come
crying
to
me
!
Ha
-
ha
-
ha
!
I
may
just
sit
here
and
have
my
cake
all
day
.
Just
sit
here
in
the
____________________
and
eat
my
.
.
.
Rachel
:
Oh
!
Yay
!
Look
!
There's
a
piece
that
doesn't
have
floor
on
it
!
Chandler
:
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____________________
your
side
!
Rachel
:
Come
on
now
!
Joey
:
All
right
,
what
are
we
having
?