1. Anything you can wear I can wear better
1. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker, I can drink it quicker and get even sicker, I can open any safe, without getting caught? Sure! That’s what I thought you crook!
1. Anything you can do I can do better
1. Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
1. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge, I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow, I can live on bread and cheese, and only on that? Yes! So can a rat!
1. I can jump a hurdle, I can wear a girdle, I can knit a sweater, I can fill it better, I can do most anything, can you bake a pie? No…Neither can I…
2. Any note you can reach I can go higher,
2. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
2. Anything you can say I can say faster,
2. Anything you can say I can say softer
2. Any note you can hold I can hold longer
2. Anything you can be I can be greater
