I
have
always
rooted
for
the
Kansas
City
Chiefs
football
team
,
and
the
other
day
was
their
biggest
game
of
the
season
.
We
were
going
to
have
a
party
at
my
house
and
I
was
trying
to
get
everything
ready
.
While
I
was
at
the
liquor
store
I
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Bob
Parker
who
is
running
for
mayor
and
I
invited
him
and
his
wife
to
come
over
.
I
thought
about
buying
a
keg
,
but
at
$160
bucks
it
was
a
rip
off
,
so
I
bought
5
cases
of
beer
instead
,
as
I
didn
?
t
want
to
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like
last
time
.
On
the
way
back
to
the
house
my
wife
called
and
told
me
that
our
dog
had
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and
that
she
was
going
out
to
look
for
him
.
When
I
got
there
she
was
crying
and
hysterical
saying
someone
had
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the
dog
.
She
suspected
it
was
the
neighbor
and
wanted
me
to
go
over
there
and
beat
him
up
.
I
told
her
we
shouldn
?
t
rush
into
anything
and
that
I
was
sure
it
wasn
?
t
our
neighbor
.
He
is
a
nice
guy
,
but
I
also
knew
I
couldn
?
t
completely
rule
him
out
,
because
he
was
a
bad
driver
and
normally
got
drunk
on
Sundays
.
I
thought
about
calling
the
cops
but
I
didn
?
t
want
to
rat
out
anyone
.
I
decided
I
would
go
and
talk
to
him
when
he
got
home
.
But
first
I
had
to
watch
the
Chiefs
game
because
I
would
kill
myself
if
I
missed
this
game
fighting
with
the
neighbor
.
