Compléter

1 . Chickens are the only animals that you can eat they are born and also they are dead .
2 . A good marriage lasts ever . A bad one just seems to .
3 . I kept reading in the papers that smoking was bad you . So , finally I decided to give up reading the papers .
4 . People who complain paying income tax can be divided into two types : men and women .
5 . BULLDOG FOR SALE : Will eat anything . Very fond children .
6 . Doctor : Did you drink your orange juice your bath ?
Patient : No , because drinking the bath didn't have too much room for the orange juice .
7 . 'My cousin's very good bird impressions . ' 'Really ? ' 'Yes . He eats worms ! '
8 . I know carrots are good the eyes , but I nearly go blind every time I stick them in .
9 . 'What's the fastest vegetable the world ? ' 'A runner bean . '
10 . 'How come you were born Manchester ? '
'I wanted to be my mother . '
11 . Piano tuner : I've come to tune your piano .
Man : But I didn't send you .
Piano tuner : No , but your neighbors did .
12 . Business is so bad , some hotels steal towels the guests .
13 . It's easy to understand modern art . If it hangs the wall , it's a painting . If you can walk it , it's a sculpture .
14 . 'Can you give me a room a bath ? ' 'I can give you the room , but you'll have to take your own bath . '
15 . Teacher : Where are you from ?
New Pupil : Germany .
Teacher : Which part ?
New Pupil : All me .