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5. Dentist: What’s wrong? I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. Patient:

1. I’ve been singing since I was two years old.

4. A crazy-looking guy asked me the time earlier. ‘Ten past two,’ I said. ‘That’s funny,’ he replied.

6. Why are carrots good for the eyes?

3. Your dog’s been chasing a man on a bike.

2. Student: Do you tell students off for something they haven’t done? Teacher: No, of course not. Student:

D I know, but you’re standing on my foot!

B Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

C It’s not surprising you’ve lost your voice then.

E Good, because I haven’t done my homework.

A Don’t be silly. My dog’s never ridden a bike in its life!

F I’ve been asking people all day and I’ve had different answers each time!